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| Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight." |
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| Wysłany: Pon 13:23, 23 Mar 2015 Temat postu: |
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| This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along.
The guy asks, `What are you carrying?` `Melons,` the blonde replies. `Cool,` the guy says. `If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?` The blonde giggles and says, `If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them.` |
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| Wysłany: Czw 12:53, 23 Sty 2014 Temat postu: Re: AND ONE MORE |
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That's funny  |
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| Wysłany: Nie 11:30, 06 Maj 2007 Temat postu: to mogło by być w topicu o agencjach ;-) |
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| A man went into the employment agency and asked for a job.
"Would you like a job in an office?" - "No, that wouldn't suit me. I get writer's cramp". "Would you like job in a factory?" - "No, I have perforated eardrums. I couldn't stand the noise". "Would you like a job in a shop?" - "No, I have varicose veins. I couldn't stand all day". "Would you like a job on a farm?" - "No, I have hay fever. I couldn't work in the country". The assistant went through every possible occupation but the man had an excuse not to take any of them. Eventually the assistant, thoroughly exasperated, said: "Would you like something involving sex and travel?" The man's eyes lit up and he said that was just the sort of thing that would suit him. The assistant said: "Fu*ck off!!!" |
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| Wysłany: Wto 12:50, 01 Maj 2007 Temat postu: cosik slabiutko z temi_dzolkami.. |
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Daddy, how was I born?  ?
..well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and since it was too late to hit the delete or escape button, 9months later a blessed popup appeared & said: You've Got Male! _________________________________ if you need advice - text me.. if you need a friend - call me.. if you need me - come to me.. if you need money . . . . . subscriber cannot be reached Please (do not) try again later Thank you (..green ..green) |
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| Wysłany: Pon 13:25, 30 Kwi 2007 Temat postu: |
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| 3 men, an Italian, an Indian and a Spanish went for a job interview.
They were ask to compose a sentence in Engish with 3 words: green, pink & yellow. The Italian wrote: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day." The Spanish: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper & in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV" ..and the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone 'green.. green..' I pink up the phone and I say 'Yellow?'"  |
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| Wysłany: Śro 21:51, 28 Mar 2007 Temat postu: ... |
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| Rozumię że trudno pokazać ten obrazek po angielsku:P
Starajmy sie jednak żeby byly tutaj jedynie kawalki angielskie! |
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| Wysłany: Śro 21:35, 28 Mar 2007 Temat postu: |
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| http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/4420/hyrzq9.png
Wczesniej wkleilem nie to zdjecie... |
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| Wysłany: Śro 21:32, 28 Mar 2007 Temat postu: |
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| i tutaj takze nie zalogowany hehe:) | |
| Wysłany: Śro 21:29, 28 Mar 2007 Temat postu: Kasa:) |
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| http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/9304/lastscan1kp9.jpg | |
| Wysłany: Pon 22:18, 19 Mar 2007 Temat postu: EHEHEHEHEHE |
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| TY NIE BĄDŹ TAKI MĄDRY SAMM...
MNIE MOZE TROSZKE GARNEK BOLI PRZY MACANKU ZE SLUPEM - ALE CIEBIE CHYBA TEZ TROSZKE NOGA BOLI PO PRÓBIE GWALTU MURKA:p  |
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| Wysłany: Pon 22:14, 19 Mar 2007 Temat postu: |
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| Czy ten plaster na czole" ZAnikPAMIECI" to po ostatnich wydazeniach na Boscombe. | |
| Wysłany: Sob 11:36, 17 Mar 2007 Temat postu: |
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| SORRY, BUT I'VE FIND ONE MORE. MAYBE U KNOW THAT - BUT I REALLY LIKE IT! enjoy
One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden. "You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..." Next morning the little man wakes the woman up. "Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies "Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins" |
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| Wysłany: Sob 11:31, 17 Mar 2007 Temat postu: AND ONE MORE |
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| As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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| Wysłany: Sob 11:25, 17 Mar 2007 Temat postu: hahaha |
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| THAT ONE IS GREAT
Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms 
 They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman |
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