Polacy w hrabstwie Dorset, UK

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A man went into the employment agency and asked for a job.
"Would you like a job in an office?" - "No, that wouldn't suit me. I get writer's cramp".
"Would you like job in a factory?" - "No, I have perforated eardrums. I couldn't stand the noise".
"Would you like a job in a shop?" - "No, I have varicose veins. I couldn't stand all day".
"Would you like a job on a farm?" - "No, I have hay fever. I couldn't work in the country".
The assistant went through every possible occupation but the man had an excuse not to take any of them.
Eventually the assistant, thoroughly exasperated, said: "Would you like something involving sex and travel?"
The man's eyes lit up and he said that was just the sort of thing that would suit him.
The assistant said: "Fu*ck off!!!" Wink

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CharliXcX · Wysłany: Pon 13:23, 23 Mar 2015 Temat postu:

This blonde was walking down a road carrying a bag, when a guy came along.
The guy asks, `What are you carrying?`
`Melons,` the blonde replies.
`Cool,` the guy says. `If I can guess how many there are, can I have one of them?`
The blonde giggles and says, `If you can guess how many there are, you can have BOTH of them.`

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Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."