Polacy w hrabstwie Dorset, UK

Andy · Wysłany: Sob 0:35, 03 Mar 2007 Temat postu: jokes... czyli dowcipy po angielsku

Three men are sleeping side by side in a tent together. All three wake up and the man on the left says, "I had a dream that I was getting the best handjob ever!" The man on the right says, "That's funny, I was dreaming that I was getting the best handjob." Then the man in the middle says, "I was dreaming that I was skiing."

With a sheep under his arm, a man walks into his bedroom and stands in front of his wife.
"This is the pig I fuck when you have a headache," he says.
The wife looks at him and replies, "That's a sheep under your arm."
He says, "I wasn't talking to you."

callmeadog · Wysłany: Śro 20:04, 14 Mar 2007 Temat postu:

Dowcipy powalające... Wink

callmeadog · Wysłany: Śro 20:17, 14 Mar 2007 Temat postu:

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then when I have a baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"

ZAnickPAMIECI · Wysłany: Sob 11:20, 17 Mar 2007 Temat postu:

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Very Happy

ZAnickPAMIECI · Wysłany: Sob 11:25, 17 Mar 2007 Temat postu: hahaha

THAT ONE IS GREAT

Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms Question

They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman

ZAnickPAMIECI · Wysłany: Sob 11:31, 17 Mar 2007 Temat postu: AND ONE MORE

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

Laughing

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Laughing

ZAnickPAMIECI · Wysłany: Sob 11:36, 17 Mar 2007 Temat postu:

SORRY, BUT I'VE FIND ONE MORE. MAYBE U KNOW THAT - BUT I REALLY LIKE IT! enjoy

One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

"You're a goblin," she says,
"I caught you and you owe me three wishes!".
So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?".
The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.".
Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes."
"OK, you've got that too."
"My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me."
"OK then, if that's what it takes..."

Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies
"Fuck me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"

samm · Wysłany: Pon 22:14, 19 Mar 2007 Temat postu:

Czy ten plaster na czole" ZAnikPAMIECI" to po ostatnich wydazeniach na Boscombe.

ZAnickPAMIECI · Wysłany: Pon 22:18, 19 Mar 2007 Temat postu: EHEHEHEHEHE

TY NIE BĄDŹ TAKI MĄDRY SAMM...

MNIE MOZE TROSZKE GARNEK BOLI PRZY MACANKU ZE SLUPEM - ALE CIEBIE CHYBA TEZ TROSZKE NOGA BOLI PO PRÓBIE GWALTU MURKA:p
Laughing

Gość · Wysłany: Śro 21:29, 28 Mar 2007 Temat postu: Kasa:)

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krydom · Wysłany: Śro 21:32, 28 Mar 2007 Temat postu:

i tutaj takze nie zalogowany hehe:)

krydom · Wysłany: Śro 21:35, 28 Mar 2007 Temat postu:

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Wczesniej wkleilem nie to zdjecie...

ZAnickPAMIECI · Wysłany: Śro 21:51, 28 Mar 2007 Temat postu: ...

Rozumię że trudno pokazać ten obrazek po angielsku:P

Starajmy sie jednak żeby byly tutaj jedynie kawalki angielskie!

rwel

3 men, an Italian, an Indian and a Spanish went for a job interview.
They were ask to compose a sentence in Engish with 3 words: green, pink & yellow.
The Italian wrote: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun.
I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."
The Spanish: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana,
a green pepper & in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV"
..and the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone
'green.. green..' I pink up the phone and I say 'Yellow?'" Mr. Green

rwel

Daddy, how was I born? Rolling Eyes

?
..well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall
and since it was too late to hit the delete or escape button,
9months later a blessed popup appeared & said: You've Got Male!
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